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• February 21, 2012
• 18:11

  (These parentheses are making my brain hurt)

  Michael says this chaotic jumble of parenthetical-underlined-CAPSLOCK has been up since he started working at this California sushi restaurant, much to his amusement.

  Adds Michael: “I don’t care how much a customer tips me, I am not going to satisfy all of their needs.” (So, no rice dicks, then?)

  

  Honestly, it’s that last missing parenthesis that really gets me. Just close it up! Do it now!

  related: Under no circumstances shall any chef make a Rice Dick.

  
  

  
• February 22, 2012
• 14:58

  Very unfortunate, indeed.

  Our submitter in Ohio came into work recently to find this disturbing notice on the door of the women’s restroom. Even more disturbing? This apparently wasn’t the first time this type of incident has occurred.

  Our submitter says a group of coworkers spend all morning trying to figure out the logistics of how this shit went down. “The stall is really not that big,” she says, “and in order to miss the toilet, one would have to be standing, practically leaning on the wall, rotated 90 degrees from the usual use of a toilet…and then somehow not see what happened or subsequently decide not to clean it up.”

  

  Sadly, I think Drew of Toothpaste for Dinner has a point:

  

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

  related: THE MAD BOMBER: Never Forget!

  
  

  

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